Passepartout?
- You look troubled. - I cannot keep lying to Mr. Fogg.
Thank you, Miss La Roche. You may just have saved our trip.
You did what you had to.
The fate of your village is of far greater importance
- There you are. - I would, uh...
than any bet Phileas has made.
- I would like to repay you. - Take me with you.
If he loses, all it will cost him his money and pride.
- What? - I'm stifled here. Pigeonholed.
No, Mr. Fogg will lose much more than that.
They think of me only as a coat-check girl!
- What do you mean? - [rooster crowing]
- Why? - Because I am the coat-check girl.
- Ah. - Look.
The leading art critic in Paris.
My village!
Look what he wrote about one of my paintings.
- I can't read this. It's French. - I wish I couldn't.
- Your village? - Uh... I mean,
Why do you carry it?
When I do succeed, I can throw it in his face, but for now,
my, what a village!
Oh, it's beautiful!
I need a world journey to inspire me.
[Phileas] We do need to stop and resupply, but we must be off by morning.
I'm inspired to get us back on schedule.
Let's see. Wind velocity approximately twelve knots,
[shouting]
factoring in air density...
Outstanding!
Passepartout, onward! Ah.
- Lau Xing, Lau Xing. - Lau Xing, Lau Xing.
- [speaking Chinese] - Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.
There we go. Passepartout, tell him to keep the change.
Uh... [indistinct French] fromage, por favor.
[speaking Chinese]
We are going around the world in 80 days!
[speaking French]
Goodness, that's quite a welcome. Do these people know him?
It must be their custom, the way they welcome all strangers.
The balloon cannot support all this weight!
Your hot air should compensate, no?
- Lau Xing. - Lau Xing.
- Get off! - [shouting]
[shouting]
[speaking Chinese]
- What are they doing? - They're being disorderly.
[shouting, laughing]
Hey! Let go! Let go!
Hey! Passepartout! My valise! It has all my money in it.
Whoo!
Lau Xing.
[shouting in Chinese]
- [Monique shrieks] - [screams]
Hey, lady, lady, lady! It's my bag.
Lau Xing.
No, that is my bag.
Lau Xing.
No, that's not your bag. It's my bag!
[laughing]
- No! - You crazy.
Ah. Uh...
Yes.
[yelling, laughing] That tickles!
[speaking Chinese]
You took my bag.
Mr. Fogg! [grunts]
- Good catch! - Thank you.
[all exclaiming]
- [yelling] - [people screaming]
- [shouting] - [grunting]
Oh. It's beautiful.
You are very talented.
Ooh!
Thank you.
You need more blue.
Those are the gallery bandits.
[man speaking Chinese]
Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating.
[speaking Chinese]
[chuckling] Oh, yes!
- Sorry? - [Chinese]
Ah.
He stole my purse! This devil stole my purse!
Vile.
[laughs] Absolutely vile.
Welcome home, Lau Xing.
Your brothers will be proud.
The whole notion of a lighter-than-air craft cannot work,
My bag! He took my... Ah!
unless you can harness the power of helium.
Or hydrogen, which is far better...
- We've stolen that old lady's purse. - Huh. Here.
[speaking Chinese]
Yes, well, couldn't have put it better myself.
As for this englishman, do you think such an association is wise?
We must help Passepartout. How do I make this go lower?
What are you doing? Decrease the overall weight...
He is the most disciplined man I have ever met.
- That's not going to work. - Yes, it is.
The crane!
The monkey. Very frightening.
Physics, no?
Snake. [hissing]
Yes.
And, of course, the eagle.
[girl] Phileas?
Phileas, I made this for you.
[yelling]
Oh, yes. Oh, that's very, very good. Yes.
Ahhh...
Ooh! Ay! Owww.
What does this say?
- Stupid. - [laughing]
Lau Xing...
[in Chinese]
Bonjour.
- [women laughing] - Bonjour.
- eh? - Bye-bye!
Wake up, lady! Wake up, lady!
[onlookers shriek]
Wake up! Lady, wake up!
I've had quite enough.
I just... I...
[gasps]
[man continues]
- Bye, mama. - Merci.
Bye, baby.
[mumbling]
- Ohh... - [screaming]
[speaking fast]
Very impressive. I'd have let go by now.
[speaking Chinese]
The statue's grabbing his trousers.
Ahhh.
I am going to be abominably ill.
I don't think it's doing it on purpose.
[loud thud]
["Drink" in Chinese]
[groans]
- Oh, dear. - [screaming]
I... I want to die.
Please kill me.
[exhales]
[Passepartout] Help!
Well done, Passepartout.
We're still on schedule despite those dogged thieves.
Yes, yes. Thank you.
Those art thieves seemed to recognize you.
- I look like someone they know. - Some other Frenchman, perhaps?
"Dear Father:
I will find the fastest way to China."
[all laughing]
- So, where can we drop you off? - We're not stopping.
It's strong.
Once we land to board the Orient express, you are free to go.
Thank you so much.
- For what? - I'm free to go with you.
I did not say you were free to come.
Mr. Fogg, I was going to tell you.
- I said you were free to go. - Where?
- Anywhere. - Thank you. I will go with you.
- This is your family. - My name is not Passepartout.
- No, you will not, Miss La Roche. - Monique.
It is Lau Xing.
- No, you will not, Miss La Roche. - Monique.
Miss... Monique!
There! Now we are getting along.
- I robbed the Bank of england. - You robbed the Bank of england?
[Monique] Comme c'est beau.
Not for gold or money, but for the Jade Buddha.
C'est magnifique.
[gasps]
It was stolen from our village.
Toutes ces couleurs.
Phileas, he had no other choice. This was his only way to get home.
Look at the sunrise. There is only one word for it.
- "Magical." - Miss La Roche!
I refuse to allow you to continue traveling with us.
- You knew about this? - Well...
I'm not traveling with you. I'm making my own way.
I have nothing but respect for you, Mr. Fogg.
Maybe you shouldn't travel with me.
This is what happens when you leave your home.
Then respect my deductive reasoning.
You meet... people!
You have both used me.
[chuckles]
You to escape to China,
and you to travel to further your impressionistic humbug!
Why are you keeping up this ruse?
Your overtures of... comradeship,
of friendship, of...
Perhaps I should inform Mr. Fogg, and together he and I can speculate.
All that was a means to ensure I would take you along.
My entire life, I got along splendidly by myself.
You've been pebbles in my shoe, slowing me down, endangering my life,
A very sacred object was stolen from my village.
risking everything, all I've ever lived for.
I have taken it back.
And you!
You knew that.
Incroyable.
For many centuries, the Jade Buddha has protected my people.
It has never left our village until now.
Don't let him go. He'll be lost by midnight.
Go!
And those art thieves. Who are they?
The Black Scorpions. They work for an evil warlord. Fang.
More of your relatives, I suppose.
She wants the Buddha so she can take over my village.
I must return the Jade Buddha to protect Lanzhou.
You can just forget about a reference.
I beg a thousand pardons, Mr. Fogg.
Mr. Fogg is the fastest way.
[shouting in Chinese]
Perhaps, then, we can help one another.
[screaming]
I will keep your secret, and you convince Mr. Fogg
[Chinese]
to allow me to travel the world with you.
[Phileas] What's he screaming about?
He's saying, "Please, let me go. I'm bored."
Why is he in prison?
Keep this Dummkopf in his seat, or we throw him off!
- [shouting] - [Chinese]
[Passepartout speaks Chinese]
[Chinese]
Merely pointing out if they coordinated their coal-shoveling technique,
Urinating in public.
- [yelling continues] - Charming.
- they could maximize our speed. - [chuckling]
At least he had the decency to be forthcoming about it.
When we reach Constantinople, I suggest you board a train we are not on.
Is there anything you've told me that's even remotely true?
I really can sing.
- Uh, Mr. Fogg, she must come with us. - And why is that?
@ Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques
@ Dormez-vous
Uh, we just discovered that we are related from the same family.
@ Dormez-vous
@ Sonnez les matines Sonnez les matines
@ Ding, ding, ding Ding, ding, ding @
Ding, dang, dong, Passepartout. Ding, dang, dong.
I'm her father's second cousin's sister on my mother's side. French.
- [man shouts in Chinese] - Look!
Monsieur Fogg. If I make the train go faster, I can come with you, oui?
[Phileas] Oh, good. Here comes Mr. Grumpy and the Leatherettes.
[chuckles] Yes.
I bid you farewell, Miss La Roche.
- Where is the Jade Buddha? - You are better off killing me.
[whistle blowing]
You have nerve. Are your comrades so brave?
- [engine chugging faster] - [chuckles]
[Monique, engineers laughing]
Your threats don't frighten me. Nor does your silly bracelet.
All right. It's not silly.
If there's anything else you would like, just let us know, Miss La Roche.
I spit on you! France spits on you!
Ah! Voila.
Vive l'Anjou!
Champagne with your first-class seats, Mademoiselle La Roche.
- Your turn will come soon enough. - Coward!
Merci.
Leave them alone. Fight me.
- Champagne? - No, thank you.
Yes, fight him.
Let's see how ferocious you really are.
- Merci. - Monsieur.
[sighs]
[speaking Chinese]
[Phileas] A tea?
Okay.
How to make english tea.
Precisely 96 degrees.
Ooh.
Hey, that's cheating!
excuse me, sir.
- Fogg's valet!
- Look out! - Huh?
Left!
- A jade Buddha! - This is not a jade Buddha.
- Oh, yes, it is! - You're right. But I'm not a valet.
Behind you!
Oh. Really?
[Monique] No!
Owww!
- Hit them! - Silence!
Me bloody nose!
Let me in! You're gonna pay for scorchin' me willy!
You savages!
Phileas, help him!
- Watch out on the right. - Huh?
No, my right.
Stop helping me!
- [mouthing word] - What's happening?
Heh-heh-heh-heh. Now I gotcha.
Where is Passepartout?
[Monique] How is he getting on?
Ow! Oh! Ow!
I wouldn't say he's winning, but, uh, I think he's doing all right.
Ahhh!
You're under arrest!
[screaming]
[soldiers laughing]
- [thudding] - Ah! Ooh! Ow!
Go home to mama.
- Sorry! - [screaming]
Huh?
Why the devil are we stopping?
- What took you so long? - I had to finish my lunch.
Prince Hapi would be honored to have Fogg
and his traveling companions at his banquet.
Wong Fei Hung!
[Fogg] How very flattering.
Surely you're not foolish enough to take on all of my men by yourself?
But please inform Prince "Happy" that we are on a very tight schedule.
Prince Hapi demands it.
Then Prince Hapi will have to get accustomed
Ten Tigers?
to not getting everything he wants.
Kill them!
execute the prisoners! I want their heads on pikes!
[shouting]
What's happening?
Phileas!
[grunts] Ohhh!
Passepartout... Knife!
- Merci. - You're welcome. [shrieks]
You promise me that Black Scorpions will never come back to Lanzhou.
[Chinese]
These are my brothers and sister. The Ten Tigers.
- But there are only nine. - lncluding me.
They're real.
The legend was true.
[speaking Chinese]
- Mr. Fogg... - Passepartout,
or whatever your name is, save your apologies.
Phileas, he risked his life for what he believes in.
If anyone understands that, you do.
Please ensure Miss La Roche finds safe passage home.
This should be adequate.
Oh.
I, uh, believe this is your veil.
I will never dress like a woman again.
ever.
Mr. Fogg. Please let me help you win your bet.
I have secured the services of a more reliable gentleman.
[speaking Chinese]
[shouting in Chinese]
[yelling]
Yes. Well, perhaps I'll just, uh,
travel alone.
[Phileas shouts in Chinese]
[man] Fifi La Belle! She sings! She dances!
She does the dance of the... You, sir, come right in.
See Miss Fifi La Belle in all her...
Ah, the most modern city in the world.
Finally, civilization.
- [gunshot] - [woman screams]
- [glass breaking] - [gunshot]
- [woman] Yoo-hoo! - [woman screaming]
[Phileas] excuse me. Pardon me.
Can anyone direct me to the Pacific Railroad Station?
Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm such a... rutabaga sometimes.
No, no, no. Please, it's my fault entirely.
- Let me, uh... - Oh... Ah!
Oh. Oh, Lord, I think I sprained my knee.
Uh! Ooh.
I should find you a physician.
There's a doctor who has an office around the corner.
excellent. Well, uh, I'll get him for you.
Thank you.
There should be more people like you in this world.
[laughs] Whoo, doggy! Jackpot!
[laughing] Whoo!
Mon Dieu.
Can you imagine Phileas alone in a place like this?
I'm sure he's fine.
Alms.
Alms for the poor?
[groans] Arms?
You already got arms. It's money you need.
I can't even scrounge proficiently.
Hey.
Cheer up, pal. You just gotta figure out what'll work for you.
Now, what makes you different from them?
I'm hungry and miserable.
No. You stink.
Your stink is your most powerful weapon in your begging arsenal.
Watch this.
- Hey. - [gasps]
- Give me money. - Sure. Don't touch me. You stink.
- That guy smells like a dead horse! - I'm not proud of it.
Simple, yet effective.
- Yeah, I see. - You try.
Give it a shot. I got faith in you.
excuse me. Now, uh, you...
[chuckling]
Ah.
I'm not gonna lie to you. That's gonna happen about half the time.
It's a volume business.
- Hunk of cheese? - Oh, yes, I would rather...
Maybe later.
What are them drawings? You some kind of devil worshipper?
Don't you be putting a hex on me. I'll cut you.
- I'm an inventor. - That's nice.
Or, rather, I was.
One day I will build a machine that will allow man to fly.
Flying men? Where?
- Nowhere. - Where are the flying men?
- Over there.
The bird men are coming! I knew it!
The bird men are coming! The bird men are coming!
The birds! The bird men!
Bird men! Birds!
"l traveled the world for inspiration
and found it in a man... who lives what he dreams."
- Phileas? - No.
Passepartout! Monique!
Mr. Fogg.
You crossed the Pacific Ocean. For me?
- We will help you win your bet. - Mr. Fogg, I would never let you down.
- But why would you do this? - Because you are our friend,
and perhaps... more.
More with her. You and me? We just stick with friends.
- Ooh. - Oof!
[General Fang] Lord Kelvin, I can offer you something much more precious
than a single Jade Buddha.
Beneath Lanzhou are a series of untapped jade reserves.
If the town were to be overrun, those reserves would be ours.
I see.
However, should Phileas Fogg win this race,
I will have neither the power nor the means to hand over any arsenal.
Then I will see to it personally that Mr. Fogg's journey is cut short.
Very well. Let us consider our deal to be...
Still, it's a first-rate idea, sir.
What's this blocking my jade reserves? That will have to be demolished.
But that is the Great Wall of China, sir.
It's not that great.
Passepartout went to get help hours ago.
What if he's lost, or...
Don't fret, my dear.
Passepartout's a warrior with impeccable survival instincts.
No doubt he'll return with help, and we will board our train with time to spare.
Agua.
Perhaps I'm being a little optimistic.
Help!
- Help us! - Help!
Ah! A rattlesnake!
Help!
I don't want to die!
Ah. Good morning.
- Howdy. - Hey.
Crazy english cowboy wannabe man.
How's about going someplace else? You're blocking the path.
Wilbur, it's him.
I'll be damned.
Mr. Fogg, my name is Orville Wright. This is my brother, Wilbur.
- We're big fans of yours. - [Wilbur] Fan's a strong word.
Better way to say it's we got a lot of money riding on you to win your bet.
We're gonna use our winnings to build this.
Orville, maybe now is not the time. Let me explain it to Mr. Fogg.
Just one second. Forgive my brother. He's got his head up in the clouds.
He's one of these dreamers who thinks man's gonna go swooshing around
on the planet like a little hummingbird.
Yeah, we're all gonna fly. He thinks so, too.
It's kind of sad. I'm sorry. He's kind of a moron.
He's mastered the cable steering system. The drag-and-lift ratio.
- This is brilliant. - Thank you.
That's what I've been saying, but Orville doesn't listen.
All that stuff about mastering... That's what I say.
You gotta have faith in me, no matter how crazy big brother's dreams sound.
- But you told me... - You gotta have confidence.
- You've got to speak up and support me. - excuse me, gentlemen.
Have you come across our friend on your way here?
Who are we looking for?
Passepartout.
You mean the crazy, half-naked Chinese guy
we saw running around, where he was like...
- Singing "Frere Jacques"? - With a cow skull on his head?
- Possibly. - Yes.
- He's in the back of the wagon. - Passepartout.
- You are alive! - Is that you, Grandma?
- Bye-bye. - Good luck. Go win the bet.
- No pressure, but you gotta win it. - Bye.
Now, you see, to get the real classy dames, you gotta invent stuff.
I did.
"l did"? What's with the "l did"?
We're the Wright Brothers. We did. Now go.
- Hyah! - [horses whinnying]
[train whistle blowing]
- They're not going to make it! - [clucking, squawking]
[cheering]
Ah-ha-ha! New York, New York!
So much to see! So little time!
Our steamer leaves in ten minutes!
Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
[ship's horn blowing]
- We're never going to make it. - Phileas Fogg?
Autograph this for me? It's for the wife.
Certainly. This business about me robbing the Bank of england...
Ah, I'm from lreland. Nice goin'.
The boat. Follow me. I know a shortcut. Make a lane!
Make a lane!
Where are we?
- Ah! - Whoa!
- That's a big man. - It is a lady. A French lady.
She looks like an evil Chinese warlord to me.
[jingling]
[policeman laughs]
Your journey has caused quite a stir, Mr. Fogg,
but I'm afraid it ends here.
Leave them alone. This has nothing to do with them.
On the contrary, Lau Xing,
Lord Kelvin and I have made new arrangements to conquer Lanzhou.
Unfortunately for Mr. Fogg,
they entail his... permanent detour.
I knew Kelvin was duplicitous,
but to align himself with such a little scoundrel!
You're not a scoundrel, but you are quite small!
As in petite, but most definitely lethal and generally very scary.
One, two...
- Go! - Three!
[screaming, howling]
- Go up there. - Stop them.
Passepartout, my cane!
Uh, there.
[Monique] Passepartout! Help! We are trapped!
[screeching]
Help!
[screaming]
[Monique] Passepartout! Help!
[yelling]
There you are!
- [screams] - You have a knife in your buttock.
It's the evil Chinese warlord!
- Ooh! - Huh?
She's coming!
[screaming]
- [ship's horn blowing] - The boat!
Up there! Hurry! Go, go, go!
Go, Mr. Fogg. There's not much time.
[horn blowing]
Wait, wait! What am I thinking?
Passepartout can't defeat them.
He's nine Tigers short.
[horn blowing]
Phileas, I do believe you are becoming the man of my dreams.
When this is over, let's hope the arms and legs
of the man of your dreams are still attached to the torso...
of the man of your dreams.
[horn blowing]
- You have failed to stop him. - Then your death will have to suffice.
Let go of me!
The book! It's going to fall! How can we save...
- Phileas? - I will save him...
[yelling] Wah!
[metal creaking]
Mr. Fogg!
- [screaming] - No!
Oh. Passepartout?
[grunting]
- [groaning] - Passepartout!
- Huh? - You're alive!
- Are you injured? - [grunting]
Yes, well, uh... Rules are made to be broken.
Or, uh, stabbed by a spiky shoe.
Mr. Fogg, you missed the ship. You'll lose your bet.
Oh. At least I didn't lose a friend.
[shrieking]
[sighs] You must be the eleventh Tiger.
Meow!
- Let's go. We must catch the next ship. - It would never reach London in time.
No. No! No!
We are not giving up! I almost died! You almost died!
We take the next ship and win that bet!
Very well.
- Let's go. - Yes!
Thank you.
[Phileas] Yes. Yes! Yes!
Oh, it's hopeless.
By those calculations, I'm still behind by one day.
- There must be some way! - Phileas Fogg on my boat?
What an honor, sir!
I've quite a penny wagered on you. The wife's none too happy about it.
Then again, she hasn't cracked a smile since that shark almost devoured me.
Got 'em both in one bite.
[clears throat]
Ah, it's lnspector Fix!
My goodness! He made it around the world before Fogg!
I came back from lndia the short way, you ninny!
I take it you don't have Phileas Fogg in that valise.
A little Jade Buddha, perhaps?
[screaming]
[screeching]
[sailor] That's the last of the coal, Captain.
Mr. Fogg.
I'm sorry to say, we've burnt the last of the coal.
- [sighs] - But I've had a word with the crew,
and all of them...
have agreed to burn their shoes.
The effort is appreciated, Captain.
Unfortunately, we've gained a mere six hours.
- even shoes cannot help us now. - Must be something we can do.
[gulls screeching]
That's it. I've got it.
Birds.
excellent idea! We'll burn birds!
No, we'll fly to London.
We follow the laws of physics mastered by the birds millennia ago
and combine it with the Wright Brothers' steering system.
Most people would laugh at you.
But not us. We care about you.
Captain, I'm afraid I have to ask permission
to dismantle your ship to build this machine.
Dismantle Carmen?
But she's me livelihood, me most loyal companion.
Never, never, ever!
What if I could direct you to an impeccable physician
who could replace both your nipples, at my expense,
and I will give you enough money to buy a brand-new ship?
You had me at the nipples.
- Cornelius, fetch me me tools! Now! - Aye, aye, Captain!
One, two! One, two!
[sailor] Timber!
I'll go sharpen the propeller.
Wrong way. Not looking.
[sailor] Just one more.
That's it! Right, lads, tie it off!
The Greenwich time zone. The last time I shall set my watch ahead.
Well...
- Shall we fly? - Let's.
Mr. Fogg. Hurrah!
[sailor] Hurrah!
Inspiring words.
- Very well. Prepare for takeoff! - Yes, sir!
- Mr. Fogg, are you sure? - No!
- Whoa! - [yelling]
[cheering]
How the hell are we getting back?
- [Monique screams] - [Passepartout] Whoa!
- Now! - Ohhh!
[all yelling]
[Monique squeals, laughs]
You did it, Phileas! We are flying!
My God! It's...
magical!
- Better than your dreams? - Better than my dreams.
Hey! Don't forget to steer!
[humming]
It's a...
a telegram from...
General Fang, sir.
[humming continues]
[Kelvin yells]
We're going to make it!
- This all right? - Oh, dear.
- This is exactly like a dream I had. - You dream of winning the race?
- No, of crashing to my death. - Don't worry. I'm gonna get it.
- Look up there! - Great Scott!
[man] Look! A flying machine!
- Don't step on the wing! - [man] It's Phileas Fogg!
Sir, rumor has it a flying machine is heading for the Royal Academy,
our bank thief at the pedals.
Some people will believe anything.
[all] A flying machine is heading for the Academy!
- The bank thief is pedaling! - See what I mean?
Help!
Well done, Passepartout!
The wing ropes!
[Phileas] Just a minor setback. Another minor setback.
- All right, this is a major setback. - [Monique screams]
A flying machine is headed for the Royal Academy,
and witnesses swear that it's Phileas Fogg.
[Kelvin yells]
Faster, Passepartout! Faster!
- We're losing altitude! - [Monique] Landing gear?
[Phileas] That would have been an excellent idea!
The bird men are here!
No. I will not lose this wager!
He is not to reach the top step. Get the police. Here. Now!
I want Fogg arrested the moment his feet touch British soil!
- [whistling] - Oh!
- I'm sorry... - Right in my ear!
Passepartout, get back in your seat.
We're going to return to the ground!
- [all screaming] - [screaming]
Stop! Kitchner! Hold your ground!
- Why are they fleeing? - [screaming]
Cowards!
Hold on!
[cheering]
[Passepartout] Make it to the top step!
- New Zealand. We didn't go there. - Top step.
Arrest them! They robbed the Bank of england!
No, no! Nonsense! Where is your proof?
This is the Royal Academy of Science!
We don't need to prove anything!
Besides which, by the time you get out of jail,
you'll have lost the wager.
[bell tolls]
Noon.
We did our best.
Out of me way! Move it! I used to be somebody important!
Should have thrown him through a higher window.
- Get off! - Get rid of this buffoon!
That's the thanks I get for going halfway around the world to stop Fogg?
[murmuring]
He also sent a Chinese warlord to kill Phileas Fogg!
That's right. He did!
Lies! All of it!
- [raspberries] - [crowd protesting]
- Kitchner! - Yes?
- Tell them! - Oh, well, yes, uh...
- [stammering] Well, the thing of it... - You mumbling moron!
Salisbury, translate Kitchner's blather.
I... Me... I... Yes. Yes!
- Rhodes! - The thing of it is,
I don't want to make a fuss.
- You spineless cretins! - [crowd gasps]
That man stuck me with quills! Bunches of them!
Yes! Lord Kelvin's a bully!
It's true! I hate to admit it, but I'm a battered lord.
- No! - Oh, boo-hoo!
So what if I did try to kill Phileas Fogg?
What are you gutless peons going to do about it?
I hold all the power! I run everything!
So which of you half-wits is going to stop me? You? You? You?
- The queen! - The queen?
Oh, the queen!
That inbred, antiquated old cow!
The only way she could stop me is if she sat on me!
With her big, fat royal bottom!
[laughing]
She's behind me, isn't she?
Oh, Your Majesty.
I have just apprehended the culprits who robbed the Bank of england.
- No, Majesty! - [Fix] Rubbish!
Quiet!
I love being able to do that.
So, Lord Kelvin,
unsportsmanlike conduct, attempted murder,
trading my arsenal for Buddhas.
How do you know about that? I never said...
Admit it. You've been a naughty boy, haven't you?
[murmuring]
Your Majesty, I assure you, there is an explanation for all of this.
What it was, was, was...
I was... I... I was simply...
simply...
Why do they always run?
Arrest him.
Get out of my way, you fools! Unhand me! Don't you know who I am?
I'll kill you! I'll have you for this, Fogg!
So, is this Phileas Fogg's miraculous flying invention?
Your Majesty, we all invented it.
I'm very impressed, and that doesn't happen often.
Thank you.
But still, we failed to help Phileas win his bet.
- I'm sorry, Phileas. - Don't be, my cheri.
I saw the world. I learnt of new cultures.
I flew across an ocean.
I wore women's clothing.
Oh?
Made a friend.
Fell in love.
- Who cares if I lost a wager? - [Queen] I do.
- I've got 20 quid riding on you. - Your Majesty, it has gone 1 2 noon.
Correct. Which gives you 24 hours remaining.
- Could we have miscounted? - No.
I moved Mr. Fogg's watch ahead one hour as we passed each time zone.
The international date line.
We set our watches forward at 20 more time zones, so...
here it's still day 79.
- So, we've... - We've won!
We won, we won...
- Thank God. Ah! - [gasping]
Your Majesty, l... I apologize. Do forgive me.
- I quite forgot myself. - Go and win your bet, Mr. Fogg.
I shall need a new minister of science.
Uh, yes, of course, Your Majesty.
- Shall we? - Yeah.
- Go! - [cheering]
- We won, Phileas! We won! - Yes!
We won!
Oh, well done!
Go ahead.
[shrieking]
[screaming]
- Oh! - [thudding]
[crowd cheering]
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ Join the celebration
@ The race is won
@ A feat for man
@ Eighty days since it all began
@ Crowds are cheering for Phileas Fogg
@ Mice are dancing with cats and dogs
@ For he has proved
@ With a positive mind
@ The world is yours and all mankind
@ Can live together and be as one
@ As the universe is We are just one sun
@ We're singing
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ In every nation
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ Join the celebration
@ The meek and the gentle
@ Shall inherit the earth
@ So live your dream for all it's worth
@ And don 't forget To shoot for the stars
@ If you want to fly To Jupiter or Mars sing
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ In every nation
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ Join the celebration
[people laughing]
@ Le monde, le monde
@ Le monde entier
@ Todo el mundo
@ Por todas partes
@ [singing in Japanese]
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ Join the celebration
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ In every nation
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ Join the celebration
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ In every nation
@ Everybody
@ All over the world
@ Join the celebration @
@ It's a small world It's a small world
@ It's a world of laughter A world of tears
@ It's a world of hope And a world of fears
@ There 's so much that we share That it's time we 're aware
@ It's a small world after all
- @ Everybody, now - @ It's a small world after all
@ It's a small world after all
- @ Everybody, now - @ It's a small world after all
@ It's a small, small Small, small world
@ Oh, yeah
@ There is just one moon And one golden sun
@ And a smile means friendship To everyone
@ Though the mountains divide And the oceans are wide
@ It's a small world after all
@ Come on, come on Everybody, now
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Can you hear me now
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Everybody, now
@ It's a small world after all
@ It's a small, small world
@ It's a small world after all No matter if you're big or small
@ Come on, everybody Let's bounce to this
@ Let's dance along with a little twist
@ It's a small world after all No matter if you're big or small
@ Come on, everybody Let's bounce to this
@ Let's spread some love With a little twist
@ It's a small world It's a small world
@ It's a world of laughter A world of tears
@ It's a world of hope And a world of fears
@ There 's so much that we share That it's time we 're aware
@ It's a small world after all
- @ Everybody, now - @ It's a small world after all
@ Come on, everybody, now
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Can you hear me now
@ It's a small world after all
@ It's a small, small Small, small world
@ Come on, everybody, now
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Come on, everybody, now
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Can you hear me now
@ It's a small world after all
@ It's a small, small Small, small world
@ Come on, come on
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Can you hear me now
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Come on, come on
@ It's a small world after all
@ It's a small, small Small, small world
@ It's a small world after all
@ It's a small, small Small, small world
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Everybody, now
- @ It's a small world after all - @ Come on, can you hear me now
@ It's a small world after all
- @ It's a small, small world - @ Yeah, it's small
@ It's a small world after all @